Flooding Faux Pas

Yeah, I know Faux Pas is usually used in the political context, but I must say that our backyard is pretty politically incorrect. It pretty much looks like white trash property ~ pretty embarrassing, but I must show you what we go through in the High Point Terrace neighborhood. Flooding. Small properties without a good water conduit system. We need a backyard overhaul. I think we need to completely wipe out everything and start over. The big pile of mulch that never seems to go away after bags and bags of it used to be a humongous sweet gumball tree that we had removed....almost a year ago.



Could I submit these pictures to some TV show that could come HELP us!?

See the sweeping water...this could be dangerous people! That's my excuse for immediate attention. Plus, I'm sure the shop being flooded is not so great either.